I accidentally was signed up for auto bill pay on my credit card and just paid off the balance instead of a smaller amount. So I guess I won’t be eating or driving or doing anything even remotely fun for the next two and a half weeks.
I can’t believe I was just accidentally responsible.
"Oh, thank God, this list is in SLIDE SHOW format!!"
— Not a single fucking person ever (via thenewhotness)
I was driving into work, minding my own business. I wasn’t even driving aggressively because I wasn’t late. Apparently some dude in a molester van decided I had wronged him in some way because I noticed he was like 2 inches from my bumper. I tapped my breaks to try to get him to back off. He cuts off the person in the lane next to me so he can get up next to me and flip me off AND THEN SWERVES INTO MY CAR so I have to slam on my breaks to keep from hitting him.
What the hell dude? What if I hadn’t slammed on my breaks and you did hit me? What would that have solved then? Huh? I honestly have no clue what this guy thinks I did to him either.
Unfortunately I was to ragey to get his plate number, but my blood is still boiling.
I think one of my favorite parts of my fitbit is the sleep graph.

I think I figured out why I did not want to get out of bed this morning.
i dont mind handles - but dont even get me started on zippers.
I would put in zippers all damn day as long as I didn’t have to turn a canvas handle ever again.
Figuring out that you only take home two-thirds of the actual money you earn.
I made a friend at open-sew and we even realized we lived in the same neighborhood. We went to lunch and her normally shy two year old, Annie, warmed right up to me. She didn’t quite catch my name at first and just kept calling me “that.”
Anyway a few weeks later, Annie had a play date with a friend of hers. Her mom asked her who she was going to play with and who her best friend was and she said “Stef.”
Guys, children melt my heart sometimes. I adore this one. She’s a keeper.